The Mean Mans Party

鍚濆暚楝肩殑鑱氫細

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

涓€涓０鍚嶇嫾钘夌殑灏忔皵楝肩粓浜庡喅瀹氳璇蜂竴娆″浜嗐€備粬鍦ㄥ悜涓€涓湅鍙嬭В閲婃€庝箞鎵惧埌浠栧鏃惰锛?ldquo;浣犱笂鍒颁簲妤硷紝鐢ㄤ綘鐨勮兂鑶婅倶鎸夐棬閾冦€傞棬寮€浜嗗悗锛屽啀鐢ㄤ綘鐨勮剼鎶婇棬鎺ㄥ紑銆?rdquo;

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

“涓轰粈涔堟垜瑕佺敤鎴戠殑鑲樺拰鑴氬憿锛?rdquo;

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

“澶╁摢锛?rdquo;鍚濆暚楝煎洖绛旓紝“浣犳€讳笉浼氱┖鐫€鎵嬫潵鍚э紵”