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    1.we two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁阿

    2.how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你,怎么老是你?

    3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

    4.you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see你有种,我要给你点颜色看看

    5.Government abuse chicken宫暴鸡丁

    6.At KFC, We do Chichen Right在肯德基,我们做鸡是对的

    7.You Give Me Stop!你给我站住!

    8.Chop the strange fish生鱼块

    9.watch sister表妹

    10.take iron coffee拿铁咖啡

    11.American Chinese not enough美中不足

    12.Where cool where you stay!哪凉快上哪呆着

    13.heart flower angry open心花怒放

    14.colour wolf色狼

    15.dry goods干货

    16.want money no; want life one!要钱没有,要命一条

    17.People mountain and people sea.人山人海

    18.you have two down son。你有两下子。

    19.let the horse come on放马过来

    20.I give you face you don’t wanna face给你脸你不要脸

    21.red face know me红颜知己

    22.seven up eight down七上八下

    23.no three no four不三不四

    24.do morning ***做早操;do class between ***做课间操

    25.you try try see!你试试看!

    26.love who who爱谁谁

    27.look through autumn water望穿秋水

    28.go you mother's去你妈

    29.May I borrow your light?借光

    30.Handsome Year, Morning Die英年早逝

    31.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞

    32.morning three night four朝三暮四

    33.king eight eggs王八蛋

    34.no care three seven twenty one不管三七二十一

    35.go and look走着瞧

    36.poor light egg穷光蛋

    37.ice snow clever冰雪聪明

    38.first see you,i **** love you第一次见你,我便爱上了你

    39.horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎

    40.no money no talk没钱免谈

    41.hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!有事起奏,无事退朝

    42.you me you me彼此彼此

    43.know is know, noknow is noknow知之为知之,不知为不知...

    44.watch sisiter表妹

    45.American Chinese not enough美中不足

    46.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述

    47.go past no mistake past走过路过,不要错过

    48.小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!

    小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?

    小明:I am sorry five!

    49.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

    要钱没有,要命一条

    50.I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大,今年25。

    51.you have two down son。你有两下子

    52. dry mother干妈

    中文:请勿交谈,以防飞沫

    英文:Please No Conversation, No Saliva

    翻译:禁止交谈,禁止唾液

    中文:留住花的美,体现您的美

    英文:For the sake of everyone's enjoyment, please do pick the flowers

    翻译:为了娱乐别人,请务必摘花

    中文:滥用胶袋,需缴费每个2元。

    英文:To abuse plastic bag, please pay money each 2 dollar

    翻译:如果想要虐待塑料袋,请缴费每个2元

    中文:有毒有害垃圾

    英文:Poisonous & Evil Rubbish

    翻译:有毒邪恶垃圾

    中文:您给我一份爱心,我给您一片温馨

    英文:Give me your love, and I will make you peel at home

    翻译:给我你的爱,我会让你在家里剥皮

    中文:餐饮后,请将椅子归位并带走您的垃圾,谢谢

    英文:Please Keep chair on position & Keep table cleaned after dying. Thanks for your corporation.

    翻译:死之后请保持椅子的位置及桌子的清洁。谢谢您的企业。

     

    Author:    Source: qq.com     Editor: Yang Fan

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