1. The porn-watching skier

Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset of Norway skies during the men's cross country 4 x 10 km relay race at the Nordic World Championships in Liberec February 27, 2009.(Xinhua/Reuters File Photo)

 After winning the silver of 4x10 men's 4X10-kilometer cross-country skiing relay, the Norwegian skier Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset blamed his bad ski run for watching too much porn.

"I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days," he said, "I have the room next to Petter Northug(the gold medal-winner) and every day there is noise in there. By the way Tiger Woods is a really good man."